1.- What is your ringname?

I'm a pretty shy person, always have been. I avoid conflict and competition I'm cripplingly afraid of losing, it's the most humiliating thing ever! Somehow despite this, my wife Kelsey has talked me into trying pro-style wrestling at a anything goes ring at the local night club. She promised the best sex of my life if I win! She even picked out an outfit for me, which I can't help but wonder what she was thinking. It's a tiny blue speedo that barely holds me in, paired with matching wrist cuffs and even a choker! It's super embarrassing (is it even going to stay on?!), but Kelsie assures me that I look crazy hot, which is apparently important for these fights. It's too late to back out now anyways... Just gotta keep my focus and do my best now. It's a blind match-up, so I won't know who my opponent is until we're in the ring, so hopefully things go well for me!