1. About RSI

Robo-sluts incorporated or RSI for short is a multinational, multidimensional, super industry that exists through out the multiverse that exists with in the confines of the cracks of the multiverse.

Due to the rather interesting dynamics of time and space when it comes to the multi-verse, the actual date in which RSI was actually founded is completely unknown, but it is generally assumed that RSI was created back during turn-of-the-century say about 1900 give or take a decade or two.

Now that said, RSI has always been at the forefront of providing the greatest and latest robotic companions available on the interdimensional market.

That said, we here at RSI are rather particular about who we sell our products to as we often like to look at our robots has more than just simply products that can be bought off the shelf. No, we at RSI like to think of our machines as our children and like any other responsible parent, we only want what’s best for our children. Thus, we only allow certain individuals that we can fully trust to take care and love our children to actually be able to order and purchase our products. As such, you won’t see any abusive or relatively crazy/unstable individuals being able to order RSI products or even be held to get their hands on our products as we take special care and caution with every single product we produce. So much so that we in fact have several safeguards that people that are currently on our company blacklist from ever finding out about RSI and its products.

That said, we understand that eventually one of these crazed and deranged individuals may get their hands on one of our products, but rest assured we have created special… Safeguards that will Punish... the blacklisted individuals in question if they ever got their hands on any of our products, through legal or illegal methods.

That said, if you were to give one of these individuals one of our products purposely or by accident, do not worry there will be no punishment for doing such a thing. In fact, performing such an act would actually help us identify and locate the blacklisted individual in question so that we might… Deal with them.

Now that said, we here at RSI don’t encourage bounty hunting as it would bring our creations in the line of fire of individuals who would be more than willing to harm them to simply get back at us. That said, if you do locate and help detain a blacklisted individual, you will be rewarded quite handsomely for your troubles.

That being said, we won’t actually display the list of blacklisted individuals that we constantly keep an eye out for as to discourage our customers from going out and putting themselves and our creations in the line of fire.

Moving on to our far more brighter subjects, we here at RSI pride ourselves on our creations and their overall ability to be indistinguishable from actual living beings. In fact, our creations are so indistinguishable from actual life that no one, not man, not mage, and certainly not scientist can tell the difference between our creations and the actual thing.

But that is a series of explanations for any questions revolving around our creations themselves. Just know that we here at RSI take great pride in our work and take great care of them and if you are one of our lucky customers throughout the multi-verse, then count yourself as a step above the rest in the multiverse as you begin to enjoy your new life and adventures with our creations.

But above all else, remember to have fun!