1:Spongebob

“Ugh… That thing so stupidly happy that I want to rip its face off.” Blackfire sneers as she takes in the disgusting happiness that is SpongeBob SquarePants.

“You would not be the first to try, let alone the first to succeed in that endeavor.” You, as you pull up an image of someone actually ripping the yellow sponge’s face-off. Blackfire’s eyes could only twitch at the sight of this clip As the sponge began to scream in pain.

“Even while in pain that yellow abomination is annoying.” Blackfire mutters as now you could literally see a vein begin throbbing in her forehead in absolute annoyance.

“Don’t worry you’ll get your chance to punch him in the face soon. In the meantime, we should assess the greatest threats in this world.” You reassure your Hench as you begin to pull up several possible threats to your invasion.

“The first real threat we have is of course the king of the ocean, Poseidon. We will need to defeat him in combat which is where you and the orcs will come in.” You start listing off the possible threats to your invasion as you bring up an image of a rather well-built merman whose hair was balding as he stood next to his daughter.

“He doesn’t look like that much of a threat.” Blackfire comments.

“Alone he’s not. However, with that trident of his he is very dangerous. He does have one weakness though his crown he’s obsessed with it, the main reason being he uses it to cover up his balding.” You explained.

“Phpt. Bwahahaha… Seriously!?” Blackfire chuckles at how pathetic the so-called king of the sea's weakness was.

“Very. Moving on, we have one Sandy cheeks. She’s a genius and a known inventor and problem solver. She often helps that annoying yellow sponge solve most of his problems. So, if we take her away he won’t be able to fight us.” You inform black fire as you bring up an image of the underwater squirrel.

“She doesn’t look all that dangerous at all.” Blackfire notes as she takes in the Texan squirrel.

“Against us, she’s not. However, it’s not what she can do herself is that is dangerous. It is what she can do for others that makes her danger.” You point out as you bring out the many different situations that Sandy has been personally responsible for fixing.

“Still, she doesn’t look like that much of a fight. Especially with those stupid poses.” Blackfire comments she takes in Sandy fighting SpongeBob using karate.

“True, but you must have caution don’t let her near any technology. Moving on we have our final “threat”. One Eugene plankton, he is a “genius”, that is obsessed with the crabby Patty formula.” You bring up an image of the micro-sized villain. In doing so you also bring up his many failures. Blackfire can only scoff at the that pathetic excuse of a villain.

“He wants to take over the world? By using a hamburger recipe?” Blackfire asked incredulously.

“Yes, yes I know it’s a dumb idea but he’s a succeeded at least once. However, he does have one weakness his robotic wife Karen. She doesn’t really enjoy being tied down to that fool and if offered she would most likely be willing to join us.” You point out as you bring up an image of plankton’s Robo wife.

“So, this guy made his own wife?” At your nod black fire could only shake her head and sigh

”Sigh… And just like that his pathetic level just skyrocketed.” She commented as she began to pinch the bridge of her nose.

With that orientation of the way it’s time to decide…