1, anything

6-life threatening

5-safe

4-pleasurable

3-completely harmless

2-won't impact her in any way

1-people barely give a shit if at all

With the wish granted, Jesus goes to have freaky fun sex with his wife, convincing her Christian ass to accept a little messing around and before he knows it, Jesus has cum everywhere. He worries but brushes it off until months later when his wife realises she is pregnant, and not just in her womb, her armpits, tits, ass, throat, ears, nostrils, eyelids, belly button and even between her fingers and toes, all had become points of pregnancy. And though Jesus worried for her health, when they came out, they were like a water drop dripping off a leaf, causing it to bend but go back into place, leaving his wife a flesh flower that instantly reformed. Giving Jesus and Mary 30 babies, one from each mentioned spot, all perfectly healthy and giving Mary a simple lack of energy without the need for rehab or corrective surgery.