08/15/2020: Testing with my dumb son

08/15/2020: Test Report Preface

This is me, Walter Schmidt, at the dawn of making history!
Unfortunately this came with the heavy price of using my own son Jacob for the observation part.

See, Jacob was not the sharpest tool in the shed. He was 24 and almost the complete opposite of me, overweight and somewhat of a weakling.

Jacob was out of high school, but hadn't yet pursued college. Being only interested in video games, he wasn't very social, and really didn't care about much outside of the virtual world. Though he didn't have my fantastic looks of his father, he did inherit a larger penis, measuring at 12 inches. If only he socialized with women, he'd be quite popular!

That gave me an idea though!