0-3 Nope, she gets ya.

You hook your finger and fish it out of her boot in a practiced motion. You had the ruby!

You feel an iron grip clutch your shoulder painfully. She had you!

"Gotcha! HA HAAAA!!!" She roars triumphantly.

Grabbing you by the neck she lifts you from the earth and SLAMS you back down into it on your back. The air is knocked from your lungs, your weapon knocked from your hand, and your clear senses knocked from your head.

With hazy eyes you are just able to make out the towering warrior woman, her ax held aloft but rapidly descending in a huge overhead chop.

KERCHUNK!