;) Yes, I am

Author's Note: This is where the story really starts to deviate from the version I had going to the Submission Accelerator thread. Mainly because now I have removed myself from that bound the Helper Bot#11 would really just be an helper, and the real driver would the magic abilities of the protagonist. This was something not really in line with the original thread.

This so called "guide" was a real tyrant. Soon I found out that it had taken over my phone completely. No more apps, no more home screen, nothing, only an annoying exclamation mark, followed by, "How may I help you today?"

! How may I help you today ?

Me: Help me get rid of this virus. This is a brand new phone, I don't want to lose my warranty over this.

The screen changed.

Commencing system check... System check complete... 0 viruses found... your device is secure... !How may I help you today?

Dam. Don't know wheather I should be annoyed or impressed. Fine, fine, I'll believe, if I am going crazy, I am willing to lean into it.

Me: So what has the thing about "graduating from virginity, one bitch at a time"?

HB#11 (the screen is changing, I am doing for convivence): In general I can be used as an all round assistance, but in practice every user has generally focused on getting rich quickly or getting laid as much as possible, usually both at the same time.

Me: Glad to know that magical abilities just lead to more perversion.

HB#11: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Me: And what's up with the, reverting everything once the beta run is over? I am going to change reality?

HB#11: Well...

Me: ...

HB#11: You need admin privileges to get that information.

Me: Please delete yourself right now.

HB#11: You need admin privileges to delete the Helper Bot#11 system.

Fuck this stupid system. I need admin to use my own phone.

HB#11: The user is advised to "fuck" real girls instead, procreation with HB#11 has not been implemented yet.

WTF? Not implement yet? means it can be in the future? Wait, why did I not need admin to get this info.

HB#11: The system has realized that the user is too stupid, hence some of the privileged info has been approved for consumption, so as to ensure your safety.

I really wanted to bang my head on the wall, but that would just prove this fucker right.

Me: Fine help me get laid.

HB#11: Initiating "No virgins in Virginia Protocol"

And soon my original contact list popped up on the screen, well with a slight twist.

Everyone in my contact list was assigned a score between 0 and 10. With 0 meaning that asking a favor would probably lead to getting my ass handed to me and 10 meaning that if I asked nicely, they'll probably not say no. This "probability" was shown as a percentage, essentially maxing out the probability in once direction could move the score in the said direction. The rules on how these numbers were calculated were vague, i.e., its magic deal with it.

Browsing through the app I noticed that my bitchy sister Chanel, was not a 0 as I thought, in fact she was a healthy 6, but the "probability" number was a big fat 0. What did that mean? Well, from my years of experience, now I know that it meant that she was nice to everyone else and quite easy to order around, but I had no chance of getting her to do my bidding.

Another interesting find was Lana, my sister's best friend. She was in my contact list, 'cause she said "in case of emergency" but now I know found out the real answer. Her numbers were 4 and 90%, meaning that she was not easy to order around, but if I asked her to do something, she was likely to agree. Putting a pin in that, I'll try to see this action the next time I see her.

Next was, Siri. Feisty and shy at the same time. This bright red head girl had been my friend since middle school. Almost everyone though that we were together, but in reality, I had always been delusional and infatuated with Mandy. That hot piece of ass had left a long trail of broken hearts in our high school. I survived, I never tried. Anyways, Siri was 5 and 50% and Mandy was not in my contact list.

There were a few more people in my contact list, including my new roommate Whatshisname, so I guessed that this app was not strictly sexual. But in short, everyone else was far away or male, and out of the ones I could surely meet within this month of trail service my choices came down to:

Chanel: Sister 6-00

Lana: Sister's Best Friend 4-90

Siri: Childhood Friend 5-50