Hell in a Cell

October 6th, 2019 - Sacramento California - Hell in a Cell

Hell in a Cell is live from the Golden 1 Center in Sacramento California. The night started off hot with the Hell in a Cell Match between Becky Lynch and Sasha Banks. After a brutal, hard-hitting Hell in a Cell Match, it was 'the Man' who emerged victorious and retained her Raw Women’s Championship after forcing 'the Boss' to submit to the Dis-arm-her.

And the show's momentum continued with the tag team grudge match that pitted Roman Reigns and Daniel Bryan against Erick Rowan and Luke Harper. But this was no ordinary tag match. It was announced on the pre-show that this would be a Tornado Tag Team Match. There were no tags as all four men fought in the ring at the same time. This meant the match was non-stop action with Reigns eventually hitting a spear on Harper to pick up the win for his team. He and Daniel Bryan then fully buried their grievances by hugging it out in the ring.

But then the momentum waned as the ‘just announced’ portion of the card began. Randy Orton, the Captain of Team Flair at Crown Jewel faced off against Ali in a match that was announced on the pre-show. The highlight of the match was when Ali countered an RKO by dropping into a handstand and then quickly rolled Orton up for a pin. But the Viper didn’t stay down and eventually caught Ali with a midair RKO as he cane flying off the ropes to get the win.

But then things changed.

The next surprise match saw Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross defending the Women’s Tag Team Championships against the Kabuki Warriors - Asuka and Kairi Sane. Carmella’s humiliation of Bliss and Cross from Friday night was still fresh in everyone’s mind. That included Asuka and Sane who seemed to be having a lot of fun at the Champions’ expense. At one point, Asuka did her signature running hip attack to Bliss while she was caught in the ropes. But Asuka’s leap had an extra twist to it which meant her ass collided with Alexa’s face instead of her hip. Bliss crashed down to the floor and Asuka smirked down at her and made a show of slapping her ass. The fans popped while Alexa flipped out and threw a tantrum. Something about having another woman’s ass collide with her face… again… really rubbed the Goddess the wrong way.

The other moment of note happened when Cross had Sane in a headlock. Kairi ‘countered’ by using one of her free hands to give Nikki a not-so-friendly swat on the ass. For a split second, Cross froze as the memory of the painful spanking she’d endured rushed back to her. That was all the distraction Sane needed to pull Cross down into a small package that Nikki only barely kicked out of.

The finish of the match came when Sane took Bliss out of the ring leaving Asuka and Cross as the two legal participants. While the referee was still distracted with Kairi and Alexa, Asuka surprised everyone by spitting a cloud of green mist in Nikki’s face. But everyone was further surprised by Nikki’s reaction. Instead of reeling backward at getting a face-full of green mist, Cross dove THROUGH the green cloud and tackled Asuka to the mat. Nikki’s face was coated in green as she blindly groped at Asuka then grabbed her by the throat and started to blatantly **** her. Her eyes were closed but there was a mad grin on the face of the Psychotic Scot.

Nikki’s logic was surprisingly straight forward. She was in a similar situation on Friday where she’d been blinded by a pizza. She reeled back after getting a face-full of hot cheese and tomato sauce and got kicked in the face that sent her flying over a couch and crashing through a table. When she came to, Carmella had stripped her partner naked and had already won back the 24/7 Championship and then proceeded to rope Nikki into an extremely painful and humiliating game. So this time, Nikki opted to charge forward instead of reeling back. She tackled Asuka to the ground and started **** her and wouldn’t let go for anything. She knew the second she lost her hold on Asuka that she’d be helpless to defend herself from another devastating kick to the head. A kick she could usually handle but it was the loss and humiliation that followed that she wanted to avoid. Kairi tried to help her partner but Alexa caught her ankle and kept her from getting in the ring. There was no way to separate Cross from Asuka.

The referee counted to five and had **** but to disqualify Nikki Cross for her illegal ****. The Women’s Tag Team Champions lost the match by disqualification but still retained their titles thanks to the Champion’s advantage which states that a title can only change hands in a pinfall or submission. But even after the match ended, Cross refused to relinquish her hold on Asuka. It took an entire team of referees to finally pry Nikki off of Asuka.

Up next is another women’s match which features the woman who is likely responsible for Nikki Cross’s extra volatile mental state. It’s Carmella versus Sarah Logan for the 24/7 Championship.

A recap of the deeply personal but still only week-long rivalry is shown. It starts with the altercations on Monday Night Raw where Sarah Logan jumped Carmella from behind in the women’s locker room while she was only wearing a towel and won the 24/7 Championship. But Sarah Logan’s reign didn’t last long because then Carmella's retaliatory sneak attack on Logan was shown. And since this is a WWE Pay-Per-View, the recap is uncensored so Sarah’s hairy pussy is once again shown on video before Carmella rolls her up and pins her to win back the 24/7 Championship. The recap continues to Smackdown where Logan cuts her promo while waiting outside the women’s locker room to get her hands on Carmella and then concludes with Carmella’s challenge after winning ‘her baby’ back from Alexa Bliss.

When the package ends, Mike Rome is standing in the ring with a microphone. “The 24/7 Rule has been suspended for the following match… which is for THE 24/7 CHAMPIONSHIP!”

Since most fans don’t bother to watch WWE Main Event, this is the first time many of them are hearing Sarah Logan’s post-Riott Squad theme song. She’s finally got herself a ‘push’ and a singles match on a WWE pay-per-view… and all it took was having her hairy muff exposed to a worldwide audience on cable television. “Introducing first… from Louisville Kentucky… Sarah Logan!” Sarah’s face is all business and she is once again wearing the violent blood-red war paint from Friday night over her left eye. She has her usual fur-lined jacket on over her leather-esque top and her fur and leather belt over her black trunks. Logan isn’t doing her usual theatrics as she makes her entrance and is instead repeatedly clenching her fists as she eagerly awaits the chance to finally get her hands on Carmella.

“F.A.B.U.L.O.U.S….” Carmella’s theme hits and the entrance ramp turns gold as the Princess of Staten Island’s entrance video plays. But Carmella doesn’t come out from the back. In fact, she’s nowhere to be seen. Sarah Logan glares up and ramp and looks absolutely furious.

Suddenly a female fan hops the barricade from the floor seating behind the ring in view of the camera. The woman is wearing a baggy sweatshirt and pants and has long brown hair and cap. She's been seen in the camera-facing front row all night holding what everyone - up until now - thought was a replica of the 24/7 Championship. But the woman then throws away her cap and pulls off her brown wig to reveal long blonde hair underneath. The ‘replica’ title is the genuine article… IT'S CARMELLA! It seems that tonight Carmella has opted to keep her 24/7 Championship by donning a disguise and hiding in plain sight out in the crowd. She unzips her hooded sweatshirt to reveal the red ring gear she’s wearing underneath and then yanks off her snapped up pants to reveal matching red trunks. The red ring gear is the same outfit she wore on the September 23rd edition of Raw where she pinned R-Truth to first win the 24/7 Championship. The only difference is that tonight Carmella is wearing red knee pads and black boots as opposed to the purple leg warmers and sneakers she was wearing last month.

“And her opponent, from Staten Island New York… she is the current 24/7 Champion… Carmella!”

Carmella makes a show of moonwalking around the ring. She stops in front of the barricade on the opposite of the ring that she had been hiding out in and spots a fan holding a sign that reads ‘I CAME TO SEE CARMELLA’. Carmella grins at the sign and waves the fan. But then the fan turns the sign around to reveal that there’s an additional word written on the back ‘NAKED’. Carmella’s face falls as puts the two sides of the sign together and is reminded of how she ended up on Raw after dealing with Nikki Cross and Alexa Bliss. The 24/7 Champion shakes her head and rolls into the ring.

Sarah Logan grins and actually looks happy to see Carmella. Of course, in this instance, ‘happy’ also means ‘ready to rip her head off’. Logan is squeezing the top rope in a vice grip as she waits in the corner and is chomping at the bit as she waits for the bell to ring and the match to start. Carmella cuddles ‘her baby’ to her one last time before handing off the 24/7 Championship to referee John Cone.

It’s ironic that Cone is the referee here since he was the one who started this whole thing by agreeing to Sarah Logan’s plan of attacking Carmella while she was in the locker room attempting to take a shower. He raises the title over his head to show that it's on the line then passes it off to the ring announcer before calling for the bell. This singles match for the 24/7 Championship is officially underway.

Logan doesn’t waste any time. She charges straight across the ring and rams Carmella back into the corner then tees off on her with a series of stiff forearms. Carmella shrieks and tries to cover her face with her hands and escape but Logan’s anger has been simmering all week and now she finally has the chance to unleash it. But while Carmella is caught up in trying to cover her face, Sarah grabs her by the collar and chucks her across the ring with big biel throw. Carmella hits the mat and rolls across the ring then pushes herself up in the opposite corner. Sarah charges at Carmella and smashes into her at full speed for a big turnbuckle crossbody. Logan ducks down and then proceeds to ram her broad shoulder into Carmella’s toned stomach. She pulls back and surges forward again and again as she repeatedly drives her shoulder into Carmella’s gut for a series of shoulder thrusts.

“Had enough yet?” Sarah barks as she finally pulls back and allows Carmella to drop down so she’s sitting against the corner. Sarah quickly runs to the ropes, bounces off, then collides with the seated Carmella for a big running knee. At this point, most wrestlers would go for a pin, but Logan isn’t out to win a match. She’s out to deliver a beating. So instead, she grabs Carmella by the ankles and drags her out of the corner then drops down on top of Carmella in a mounted position and delivers a hard series of forearms.

Logan finally gets off of Carmella and starts to drag her up off the mat. But that’s when Carmella springs to life. She leaps passed Sarah and catches her with a quick roll up but Logan kicks out. Unlike her opponent, Carmella’s operating under an ‘a win’s a win’ mentality. She’s not out for vengeance, she only wants to keep her title so she’ll be perfectly content with a quick victory. Carmella quickly rolls away from Logan and stands up then lashes out her leg while her opponent is still getting up and connects with a low-angle superkick that knocks Sarah back on her back. Carmella goes for another early cover but again Logan kicks out.

Not to be deterred, Carmella stays on her opponent and grabs her in a front facelock as she drags her back up off the mat. But Logan suddenly surges up and lifts Carmella into the air then hoists her over her head before slamming her back down to the mat for something vaguely resembling a northern lights suplex. Carmella rolls away into the corner and pulls herself up as she tries to recover. Sarah charges Carmella but the blonde gets her legs up and wraps them around Logan’s head before hoisting herself up onto the top rope and then swinging out of the corner. Sarah Logan is sent flying across the ring with a hurricanrana. Logan staggers back up but Carmella charges her and takes her down with a big running dropkick then quickly crawls on top of Logan and pins her but Sarah is once again able to kick out.

Mella staggers back up and takes a moment to pose for the fans. This earns her a loud pop from the crowd. Carmella is normally a fan favorite but the near fanatical determination that she’s showcased over the last week in her efforts to keep the 24/7 Championship has done wonders to increase her fan following. Plus, after Monday’s Raw a large portion of the fans have seen her naked and enjoy the fact that her preferred method for dealing with women trying to take her championship is humiliating and exposing them.

Logan starts to get back up and Carmella goes over and grabs her and attempts to whip her into the ropes but Sarah spreads her legs and uses her raw Viking power to block Carmella’s whip attempt and then turns and whips the slim blonde towards the ropes instead. Carmella comes off the ropes and Logan catches her and launches her up into the air then lunges forward and drives her head into Carmella’s chest as she’s coming back down for a big pop-up headbutt. The collision causes Carmella to recoil backward in midair but she still somehow manages to land on her feet. But that doesn’t last long because Logan lunges passed her groggy opponent and flips her onto her back with a roll up.

Referee John Cone runs over to make the count and has his eyes locked on Carmella’s pinned shoulders. But this means he doesn’t see the other side where Logan has grabbed a firm hold of Carmella’s red trunks and is holding them for leverage. The top of Carmella’s ass crack is peeking out from the top of her trunks which tells anyone looking that Sarah’s is also gripping whatever panties she might be wearing under her bottoms. This gives Sarah Logan all kinds of additional illegal leverage for her roll up.

But as she struggles to escape the pin attempt, Carmella has a horrible realization… even if she does manage to kick out of the pin attempt… Sarah’s firm hold of her trunks means that she might end up losing her bottoms if she kicks out.