… seeing how it goes and deciding in the moment!? What a cop out…

Well, I don’t exactly have to plan that far, I’m just doing this for fun, after all. After all, I’m gonna be portaling into the world where most women have sex with basically anybody. Well, everybody except for the male player character. They gotta have a big schlong, is the main factor as far as I can tell.

Whatever, I loaded up my side bag of tools, got dressed in what I figured was the best outfit for my plans (a t-shirt, shorts, and flip flops), and stepped into a generated portal.

Once I stepped out, I was in… a hallway. A Sci-fi-ey hallway, one that I remember from countless doujin backgrounds. On a nearby wall was an emblem of a “G” and an “O” stylized to look kinda like rhombus or diamond shapes.

While I haven’t really played the actual game, I do know that’s the Chaldea emblem…! I made it! I did a fist pump, silently congratulating myself while nobody else was around. From here, I should be able to find someone who I can put my penis in.

Only two ways to go, just in a hallway after all, so I walk where I feel like people will be. My Serendipity should ensure that I’ll have a partner wherever this path leads, so I’m not worried.

Eventually, I find an open door, despite how confusing the layout was…

But whatever, inside I saw something pretty special. Mostly because it was the kind of thing you wouldn’t get from an official setting.

What did I find? Simple, it was both Caster and Rider Da Vinci, mid-coitus with Astolfo and Gil-kun, respectively. On its own that would be whatever, but the really notable thing was that both Da Vincis were conscious at the same time.

Again, mostly I know this stuff from lurking on wiki sites, but the two version of Leonardo Da Vinci were the same personality using different bodies. One became unavailable, so the other became the main body. She doesn’t usually have the power to control two bodies at the same time, to my knowledge, but it’d be hotter if both versions could be boning someone at the same time, so this version can be in both at the same time!

I had on my Normality Dial, plus I drank Carla’s Normalize Alchemy potion, a special version that lets me turn it on and off with a thought, so I should be okay trying to talk to them.

I say “Hello there! Room for one more?” because I had come up with that line before to use if I walk in on an in-progress sex scene. Thought of it during a time-stop impregnation journey. Forget which one though…

But notably, the smiling face of Astolfo said something that surprised me.