The other sissy on a horse had been so bored by not being used they’d been surfing DeviantArt on their phone when a stage hand came over and told them to move.
“Huh? What? Oh… oh, finally… let’s move it”
The horse trotted to its new place on the board. The first of the White Queen’s side major pieces to actually move. The white Queen’s bishop and both rooks were still hanging around doing nothing.
Actually many of those players of the major piece roles had gotten bored. The Navy cadet role players in the remaining black rook were having a small gay orgy in the back of the truck, save for the driver. The Queen’s white rook was flirting with the cheerleader pawn in from of them, the king’s side rook was answering emails, the remaining Black Bishop wasn’t even on the board at that second, getting a drink of water from the sideline and the white King had actually fallen asleep on their throne!
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