“Take it up with the director, you pedantic bitch!”

“Take it up with the director, you pedantic bitch!” you shout, losing your patience with the obnoxious prima-donna.

Alison’s eyes widen in shock. She has clearly never been spoken to like this before. “How dare you!” she gasps.

“I’ve got better things to do than be humiliated by some stuck-up slut actress!” you reply.

Alison Brie gives you a stinging slap across the face. This doesn’t calm you down.