“Button dick” Evan

As I feared, the guy calling me is Evan. We did not really hit it off and I think I went too far with him.

Evan approaches me and tries to kick me in the nuts. However, I am not in position and it’s easy for me to dodge the kick.

Me: “Listen Evan, I am so sorry. I was so mean with you. I should not have provoked you so much and much less making you ejaculate”.

Evan: “I am not mad because you humiliated me. I am mad because you lied to me”.

Me: “lied? What do you mean?”.

Evan: “The compliments you said to me like it was the most beautiful micropenis ever”.

Me: “That was not a lie. I meant it”. It’s true, the guy is handsome; immature, stupid and a brat, but handsome and I really liked his micro penis.

Evan: “Do you like me? Do you think I am beautiful?

Me: “Evan, I think you are beautiful and handsome. You are not really my type, but I can appreciate how good looking you are”. Evan pouts. This guy is clearly not used at guys rejecting him.

Evan left without saying anything else. I think he just needed me to say he is handsome. This guy seriously needs some growing up.