¡¡¡¡¡¡CHARGE!!!!!!

You point at the heroes and say with all your might - CHARGE - Which in turn earned you funny looks from Sarada and the other lizardfolk and a few of the other minions, just a few, most of the orcs and goblins followed your command without a doubt, it was their usual strategy. But Sarada and the others expected something more elaborated than their usual crash-fest of a combat maneuver. This didn't stop you from going for it after all the simplest solution is the best one ¿yes?.

The battle that ensued was a glorious one, one that is still sung by bards everywhere, a battle that inspires the youth of the world to take arms in the name of justPPPFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SORRY, SORRY, I CANT, I CANT SAY IT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE HAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHA haha haha hahaha haaaaa, OK, OK I'm good that was all I swear

¿What? Did you really think that was going to work, it didn't work the first two times what did you expect, ¿third one's the charm?. you lost, you lost really badly, so badly in fact that no one is allowed to talk about it, I'm not allowed to talk about it and I'm the narrator

¿who do you think you are, an orc? If so, this is the wrong incarnation for you buddy. try again