[Lie] Nope, nothing's wrong!

Alex knows exactly what box his dad is talking about. The Shame Box. It's a sort of punishment his mom and dad had come up with for when they brought other 'partners' into their bed. Their open relationship was weird but exactly what Alex wanted for himself - so he knew all the tricks of the trade.

Now, the condom box was filled with defect condoms. Either they were too small, so they'd rip during the fucking, or they had holes poked in them, or they were latex based with the lube they used would disolve it. Alex didn't know - all he knew was that the Condom Box would be a **** sentence for his friend John. And a rebirth into whatever sexy name he choose.

He could say goodbye to his manhood forever if Alex put one of those badboys on and fucked his now girl-best-friend. It was a better guarantee for pregnancy than a lot of other things. Especially with the whole super fertile thing...

And that was exactly what his father had conveyed to him with that one sentence. You asking him the follow up question jolted him out of his mind.

But he had already made up his mind -

"Inside joke," He smiled slightly at you, lying for all he was worth. "I'll go get the condoms."

He waits just long enough to see if you accept his response.