[In Space, No One Can Hear You Jiggle]

Title: In Space, No One Can Hear You Jiggle

Author: The Sympathetic Devil

Tone: Parody of space horror, so dark in tone on the surface, but decidedly tongue in cheek.

Rating: eventual hardcore

Pairing: hetero and ff

Perspective: One of three victims

Method: Alien parasite

Growth Rate: Over the course of a week

Size Limit: 69% of initial body weight

Secondary Kinks: pseudo-lactation. hair growth, serial infection, zero G, bimbofication, intoxication

Contributions: Moderated

Warnings: BE, mind control, life ruining, capitalism, corporate maleficence, creepy guy taking advantage of the situation.

Notes: With apologies to Ridley Scott