[Faversham's Make-a-Servant: We have the parts, you have the ideas!]

["Gods Young And Old, From Pantheons Great And Small: come to the finest Monster Factory in all of Mendet Muskawoun!"

"We will make to order many types of creature, everything from the grandest dragon to the meanest worm, and everything in between and to either side. No project is too large, no idea too small!*"
*(Subject to the magical and physical limitations of the target universe: Mono-Molecular 'Life' generally the lower limit and 'Live-Worlds' the upper limit.)

"We are a reputable establishment! Faversham's can proudly say we have never stooped to the production of BANE Monsters! YOU can sell your blood to us without fear, no matter who you are! We even will not use BANE's for deadbeat customers!*"
*(Other, equally aggressive, forms of collection-and-punishment employed.)

"We have been hired by such luminaries as Our-Father-Below, TED, Rovagug, Cthulhu, and Set to fashion monsters, (or even entire races,) for them! Some of our creations are now displayed in the City Zoo!"
"Faversham's Can Do The Job!"]

The Rest of the pamphlet, (and it is folding map sized,) is testimonials (with pictures,) from satisfied customers. Most of the monsters shown are extremely horrific, and the pictures show things like them destroying major cities and consuming mortals like a banquet. Oddly, TED, whoever that is, while he was mentioned above, is not on the list of testimonials: all the other listed people are.

On the back is a map showing where to find Faversham's...

Also on the back is a general pricing and timetable guide, with prices that start at around 1,000 Klaives and 24 hours for a tiny one use, nonreplicating, nonintelligent, assassin monster: on up to [Size E "Live-World" project: 40,000,000,000 Klaives (Estimated); 1000 years (Estimated).]