[-$75] Dildo

A sizeable, pink pleasure rod, perfect for sticking it inside wherever you want to.
Comes with a suction cup, perfect for attaching to smooth surfaces and riding your worries away.

Medical grade silicone makes it easy to store and clean...

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You feel a weird urge inside you that calls to you from within, to buy it and satisfy a very important feeling you've kept suppressed for far too long...

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