[*Teoxihuitl's Mother*] *(Who Is Astonishingly Young To Already Be A G-MILF...)*

"Teoxihuitl, wake up!" A middle-aged woman's voice says from the other side of her, apparently shaking her awake from the vibrations being transferred into your arm through your linked hands.

"Huh, what?!" You say, coming awake with a sudden start.

You look up into the face of a woman who could almost be Teoxihuitl's much older sister if she had been the baby of the family and this woman the eldest. They have the same violet eyes, the same lanky black hair, and the same smallish breasts. The big difference is this woman's hair has started to go gray, just a few strands but its very visible, she's a touch shorter than your advisor, and she is much plumper than Teoxihuitl.

"I didn't miss my singing lesson mom, stop shaking me!" Teoxihuitl mumbles in her sleep and the striking similarity is suddenly explained.

"Teoxihuitl you will wake up this instant or I will pour water up your nose!" Her mother threatens, and Teoxihuitl's eyes fly open like an old-school pull shade.

"Spirits above, don't...!" Teoxihuitl says before full reason returns to her features. "Huh, mom? What are you doing up here?" She asks. She then looks at the sun for a second and groans. "I've overslept, haven't I...?" She more states than asks.

"Damned right you did missy, your father's downstairs with both our children and you're damned lucky it's me who's up here instead of one of your brothers! I can't believe you fell asleep with the door unbarred and no clothes on!" Teoxihuitl's mom says she then leans in and whispers in her daughter's ear, which you don't think you are supposed to overhear, but you do anyway... "His Excellency must be something amazing to make YOU pass out like that..."

"MOM!" Teoxihuitl exclaims blushing to the roots of her hair and sitting up, but her mother's not done!

"Kind of like your Father when he gets back from a long and difficult hunt..." Teoxihuitl's mother whispers, and you think this time she intended for you to hear...

"Oh, spirits-below! MOM! I did NOT need to know that!" Teoxihuitl exclaims, looking kind of green.

"Spirits-below child, why did you THINK you have twelve brothers and sisters? Or that the youngest is only two when I'm forty-one? Surely with four of your own, you have to have realized how it happens by now?!" Her mother exclaims.

You decide to interject here. "Pardon me mam, but I don't think we've been properly introduced, Personal Family and you are?" You ask, extending your hand.

"Coszcatl, my lord, and may I say that in the exchange between you and the old chief my girl seems to very much have come out ahead," Coszcatl says, shaking your hand gently-yet-firmly.

"You know about that too, eh?" You ask, and Coszcatl smiles a toothy grin, though her teeth are worn and yellow.

"Where do you think Teoxihuitl here GOT the first sight? Not from her father spirits know! I love the man and wouldn't trade him for the sun, moon, and stars but he's about as mystically gifted as your average hunk of rock except when it comes to hunting, raising kids, having sex, and keeping the romance alive in our marriage. Course, that's all he actually NEEDS to be good at, and most men aren't I'm told, so, no real complaints I suppose..." Her mother finishes looking into the middle distance thoughtfully.

"Well, I'd like to meet this fellow, sounds like I could learn a thing or two from him," you state, and start helping Teoxihuitl get dressed.

"I don't know if what Cipactli does is something that can be taught Excellency, but if it can I hope you can learn it while he's available to teach you, because my girl here will benefit if you do long after her father and I are dead and gone!" Coszcatl says enthusiastically.

You are soon enough redressed and head downstairs where you meet the younger 2/3 or so of Teoxihuitl's siblings. The eldest that is still living at home is her middle sister, Eleuia, a kindly and good-natured girl of 17 years who like her mother and sister has violet eyes, but who, if she knows the same secret as mother and eldest sister, says nothing. (As she should!) According to Coszcatl only Teoxihuitl, Eleuia, and her youngest, (Tlalli,) appear to have inherited her mystical gifts, but ALL her sons have taken/are taking after their father, which she considers a blessing beyond price.

Cipactli is a seriously big guy, he stands a full head taller than you, and in your present incarnation, you'd guess you're about six feet even. He also has broad shoulders and abs that you could use to do laundry, even though he's going gray at the temples and his hairline's receding.

"So, you are the new Emperor," Is all he says when he meets you, and you get the sense that this man has little respect for titles, this is the kind of person for whom only accomplishments matter.

"I am, and may I say that you and your wife have produced some fine and talented children," you tell him...