>GO EAST

"Okay," Red nodded, "You've got a sword, now where-- Bleu! Don't run off without me!"
"Geez, I'm just going east! Keep up, slacker!" Bleu ran through the pathway to the east, waving her sword around like a lunatic.

Entering the next chamber, the pair quickly took stock of the room. Stock standard rectangular dungeon-y looking room, torches providing enough light to see ... Goblins!
There were about three of them, scrawny critters with ugly pig-like faces and loincloths. The trio were currently engaged in some sort of dice-game.
"Snort! Ace deuce beats three over three, sniffle!"
"Snark! Not a chance! I got three over nines-and-two, stinkwad!"
"Snerp! I smell something tasty! Argue later!"
Their beady red eyes turned towards the two girls, each of them picking up a jagged looking spear.
"Sniff sniff! Tasty human girls, is it? Oi, I see you messing with my dice!" The goblin slapped his mate with the shaft of his spear.
"Snortle snortle, I wasn't doing nothing, 'kay? Let's deal with girls first!"
"Squeeeaaall! How do we deal with girls? Uh, you get 'em!"
The goblins pushed and shoved each other until the three of them decided to simply point spears. Bleu raised her sword.

"Foul goblins! Stand aside!" Bleu shouted. The goblins chortled. One stepped forth and swung his spear.
"Rend Weapon!" he cried, his spear magically reducing the rusted sword -2 to dust.
"Fuck," Bleu frowned, looking down at her empty hands. "Well, now what?"
"Snarf! Show us your tits!" a goblin shouted.
"Snirk! They already are!" another nudged him.
"Snicker! Let's have our way with 'em!" the third nudged them both. Without warning, the trio of goblins dropped their spears and leapt on the girls, pinning them to the ground. They were surprisingly tough, offering no chance to resist.

"Red, I hate to say it, but I think ... we're screwed."
"Bleu, now's not the time for bad puns! At any rate, this was pretty inevitable. Please be gentle, goblins!"

The goblins offered no promises.