Chapter 14
by 
Nemo of Utopia
*Do You Just Lie There And Let Her Sleep It Off?*
*You Have A Naked, Sexy, Friendly, Alien Empress, Who Is Pregnant With Your Child, Sleeping On Top Of You: So, Yes.*
^Can someone bring me a little picture phrasebook and the Wedding Planning Comity so we can start silently making a Short List of wedding decorations?^ you whisper, and the other three fiancés nod silently or flash a thumbs up.
You wait with only Fireblade and Berylia for about ten minutes while Ellowyn and Greywind fetch the ladies in question, then get down to business.
Mostly the decisions are made by a simple thumbs up/down voting system, but it soon becomes obvious that you need Berylia as a tiebreaker. However, even so, you manage to settle a few significant questions, and establish some 'ground rules'.
1: NO White.
In Salutar culture white is only for winter camouflage, scientists, and, (most importantly in this context,) mourning wear. As for your own culture, your lovers are, definitely, not virgins...
2: Grain Means Go.
Your lovers have decided to adopt one of the customs of your culture, namely that throwing grain thing. The grains in question will be quite different, but the principal of a fertility symbol is the same. The throwing grain bit will happen at the end of the ceremony, as you are leaving the cathedral.
3: No Whooping And Hollering During The Wedding Night...
In Salutar culture when a woman or women join the cult of the fertility goddess by adding a male to their marriage, there typically is a huge commotion outside the house where the male is being ensconced. This is to cover any screaming of a new bride experiencing how rough their males can be. That will be entirely unnecessary here, because not only have all your fiancés already done that but unlike Salutar males, you are not some sort of brute who will cause screams of pain*...
*(Screaming, hopefully: screams of agony, no...)
4: Love, Honor, And Obey.
Another adaptation of your Western Terran Cultural Heritage is that your four wives will swear to "Love, Honor, And Obey" you. You are the Kilodar, you will be the leader of the United Salutar Empire or die trying.
5: Foreswearing All Others.
The final provision on which you all agree is that you will all swear to never touch another person 'till **** do us part'. The phrasebook provides inadequate breadth, forcing you to whisper a bit at this one, to make one particular caveat clear.
^I agree to have sex with no one outside of our marriage, but, if my sons prove sapient; I will be providing sperm samples for artificial insemination of as many women as they feel is feasible. This thing with half the population being animalistic savages has got to go!^ you explain. Everyone agrees, though a touch reluctantly.
Not long thereafter Berylia wakes up...
*How Goes The Rest Of The Meeting Now That Berylia Is Awake?*
You are surfing the web when you come upon a Strange Add: "Experience any Videogame from the inside!" You click on the link, wondering what kind of scam this really is, and are directed to a list of genres, then from there you find a game you want to try. No sooner do you click on the link for that game than you find yourself inside the game in question! Now you have to live through the game you picked; or die trying... (And of course, this being CHYOA, have a ton of sex along the way...)
Updated on Feb 25, 2025
by Nemo of Utopia
Created on Nov 1, 2017
by Nemo of Utopia
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