*Topless catfight ensues*

Fueled by rage and humiliation, Saki's knee pistoned up and kicked Lynn right between the legs. Lynn gasped and went down like a sack of rocks, freeing Saki to cover her boobs.

"What the fuck is your problem?!" Saki demanded. She couldn't believe Lynn. That girl was crazy; she didn't care about being civil or playing by the rules. All she wanted to do was fuck with Saki's chances at getting with the hottest guy on the beach. Didn't the little bitch know her place?

"What's your problem?!" Lynn gasped back. "You kicked me right in the cunt! Fuck!"

Lynn powered through the pain and launched herself at Saki, this time aiming for her hair. Saki ducked out of the way, but Lynn seized her red wig, yanking it off her head, exposing the hairnet keeping her natural black locks in place- and denying Lynn the vicious hold she'd wanted.

Saki's self-preservation kicked in and she grabbed back at Lynn's hair, pulling her down to the ground with a shriek. Both girls collapsed in a pile of flailing limbs and scratching nails. In the commotion, Saki seized a hold of Lynn's skimpy bikini top and wrenched it loose, baring Lynn's much smaller (and perkier) bosom. Her nipples were tiny and brown, in stark contrast to Saki's large, long peaks.

Kurt had seen enough. The muscular man stepped over the girls and tugged them apart. The fact that he got another look at Lynn's bare breasts and Saki's monumental tits, with one big, stiff nipple bared, was just a bonus.

"Ladies! Stop this madness!" he bellowed. "Zis is hardly glorious combat! Zis is madness!"

Both girls froze. Saki covered up, but Lynn didn't bother. For that brief moment, Kurt's booming voice and imposing presence was enough for them to see him as the real Reinhardt. They stared up at him with a little bit of awe, then stared at each other with venom in their eyes. Lynn was the first to recover.

"I'm not letting that bitch go until she gets out of my way," Lynn spat.

"You're crazy," Saki growled. "You've had it out for me ever since day one. Just admit you're out of your league."

"Never!" Lynn pointed at Kurt. "This guy's like Mjolnir: you're not worthy of the Hammer."

"Oh my God, you're such a nerd," Saki groaned. "Hammer, put this crazy bitch in her place. Tell her to get out already."

"No! You tell her to get out!" Lynn demanded.

Kurt paused. He had a decision to make.

"I choose..."