(Milly) Look over the couch at the noise

Milly and David peeked their heads above the back of the couch to see Lin and Laura laying on each other on the floor around a nearby corner. It was pretty obvious the two naked women were spying on them as they talked on the couch.

"My, my, how clumsy~" Milly said in a voice that sounded like some haughty ojuou-sama from an anime. David was embarrassed that he chose to think of it in such nerdy terms, but also, though he'd never admit it, it was kind of hot.

Lin and Laura wrestled off of each other and scrambled to their feet. It looked silly but also the nudity and jiggling was rather distracting.

"Way to go, Laura." Lin chided.

"Your fat ass was in my way!" Laura fired back, slapping Lin's bare ass hard in retaliation.

"C'mon David, let's go some place less noisy." Milly said, gingerly lifting her round little rear off the couch and standing up, his hand in hers. Her butt was small, but a perfect shape and David resisted the urge to slap it playfully as he rose to stand with his new fake girlfriend.

"Oh, Milly, don't be like that! I was just curious about you and David!" Laura blurted, not even trying to be subtle in her jealous inquiry. She recomposed herself, and continued, "I mean, it's quite a shock. I wasn't under the impression you two were even dating!" She said with feigned genuineness.

"We were trying to play it a low-key, Laura. Milly told me how you guys would get all weird if you knew. Guess that cat's out of the bag, way to go Lin." David said, hiding a smirk from his funny little fib.

"I-I just told Laura cuz... I... was... happy for you two!" Lin said, trying and failing to lie effectively. She walked over to Milly and put one of her tan arms around her cousin's pale shoulder. "I just couldn't resist telling someone that our little Milly had bagged herself a cute guy! Can't help but be a tiny bit happy for her! Small blessings and all that." Lin said, jutting her massive chest out and clearly holding Milly side-by-side to show the stark differences between their bodies, complete with her obvious digs at Milly's petite physique.

Laura crowded David to the side and held Milly's other shoulder, "Yeah! I mean really, who would have expected our itty-bitty wittle cousin to actually land a boyfriend!" She said in a tone that pointed out the even more striking difference between her and Milly. She was so tall, her 6'4", goddess-like body stood next to Milly's, frankly pathetic 5'1" frame.

Lin and Laura were fucking hot. There was no doubt about that. Lin's hair was long, dark, and silky. Her body was curvy in all the right ways, wide-hipped and her pussy was dressed in the most tantalizing triangle of straight, soft-looking black pubic hair. Her face was, despite her crass attitude, refined and lovely. Laura looked like a model, tall with a flat, sexy tummy, complimented by a perky pair of round breasts and a bright blonde bush that matched her slightly wavy blond locks that came down past her shoulders. Her thin, rimless glasses gave her a professional, almost matronly appeal. Meanwhile, Milly, scrunched between them, had a scrawny, thin physique. Her big circular glasses only emphasized her buck teeth and messy mop of brown hair. Her breasts, though not completely flat, were hilariously tiny compared to her cousins' massive ones. Her belly stuck out a little. Her shaven mound only made her seem more pathetic next to the well-maintained and sexy bushes of the two taller, gorgeous women standing to either of her short sides.

It was pretty clear they were trying to show David that he was making a mistake, choosing this little naked goblin over a couple of queens. Beautiful as they both were, David frowned at this blatant comparison they were making. It was just plain mean and frankly a little insulting to him too. For all they knew, he really WAS dating Milly and here they were trying to bully him with their looks to make him ditch his girlfriend!

"Yeah, well, I AM her boyfriend and I'm thankful every day to have her." He said, pulling Milly out of their grasps and holding her close.

She smiled and blushed. He was really going all out for her! She eyed her cousins, their confident facades cracking to give way to outright shock and jealousy. she smiled a smug grin and was about to say something, when her words were interrupted by a buzz coming from the basement. The dryer!

"Sounds like the clothes are done. I'm gunna get dressed. Milly, it's been fun seeing you in nothing all day, but how about you go upstairs and put on that outfit you know I like," He winked, "you know you drive me crazy, girl." David said giving Milly a playful pat on the butt.

Milly giggled, positively giddy. This cornball was REALLY laying it on thick and fuck it, she loved it. She almost wanted to stay naked just to rub it in her cousin's big-titted faces but she wanted to go along with David's request to ass validity to their shared ruse. She decided to pile on the mushy stuff and said, "Good idea babe, I know it drives you crazy." before giving him a peck on the cheek and scampering off upstairs.

David shot Laura and Lin a sly look as he passed by them to the laundry room downstairs. Milly shot them a smug smirk as she went upstairs. Laura and Lin stood there like a couple of naked idiots.