In celebration of the spookiest day of the year, the Lusty Occult (located at 37 on the corner of Lesbian and NSFW) will have a 50% discount on ALL items!
Were you eying a Necronomicon or a Grimoire but thought it too expensive? Now's your chance to get these magical books!
Did you want to stock up on Halloween decorations, but didn't have the money because the regular shops jacked up the prices? You're in luck, because we NEVER jack up the prices! (Legal disclaimer: This sentence does not apply to instances where prices needed to be raised to account for new taxes and inflation.)
Want to scare some kids with genuine demonic magic? We have items that can do just that!
And to those customers who wish to do so, we'll have a Halloween event in Ozzie's Dungeon, where we will scare the SHIT out of you with our horror movie marathon! And which movies will they be? It'll be a vote by YOU! That's right, the customers will get to vote what movie will be shown!
So come on down to the Lusty Occult, where we say FUCK YOU to Mammon, the Lord of Greed!
(Legal disclaimer: Lusty Occult is not responsible for any harm caused by its products caused by ignoring warnings in the manual. This includes, but is not limited by, the following: Raising the dead and undead, curses, selling souls to demons, summoning monsters, being mauled by the dead and undead, being mauled by demons, being mauled by monsters, and ****.)
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