'You've never known true bliss until you've had your minge expertly licked while having your guts anally rearranged at the same time!' (5.14.18)

'Out of all the dirty films I've starred in since my Cumming of Age, this one is easily my favorite! I haven't had this much perfect chemistry with my co-stars since Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Parts 1 & 2! The three of us made marvelous magic today and I can't wait for you guys to see the finished product! The film, entitled How I Met My Boyfriend's Parents, will be released in cinemas on May 25th. Hope you like it!'