'Carrot' Muncher

A sea of hands rose in the air and Amy quickly settled on someone to make the next request. A handsome, well dressed gentleman who could have passed as a businessman or lawyer. He was clearly quite excited to talk to James and began with a cheeky grin.

"My request is that you transform James into a rabbit. I want him to believe, without any doubt, that he is a rabbit. Finally, I would like him to have the mental capacity and instincts of a rabbit and to behave exactly as one would expect a rabbit would behave. I would also like him to have a pet name, perhaps Bun Bun, and have us only refer to him using that name and for that to be the only name he responds to. We will all sit and watch him hop around and eat his greens and he will enjoy it when we pet him and stroke his fur. He will also love nibbling on carrots, and the one twist I would like to add is that Bun Bun will find it impossible to distinguish between a regular carrot and a human penis, if one is presented to him!"

James was aghast at the idea. Surely Amy wasn't going to allow this?

"James, you will now transform into a cute, adorable, white fluffy bunny and do exactly as the gentleman requested!" the hypnotist ordered theatrically.