"Your Mommy"

The answer takes you back a minute. You try not to make a face, but utter shock and confusion is painted all across your expression. "My..." You try to repeat what she just said, just to make sure it was real.

"Wouldn't that be hot?" Amy says with a proud smile.

Hot perhaps but unlikely. Then quickly in your head you start to do some math. Well, technically, if Amy got knocked up really young she could be old enough to be your mother. Which would be... weird.

"But I still work at the strip club down the street." Amy says. "I manage it. The family business is selling sex. It's the world you grew up in. Which is why it's no big deal that you work in a place like this." Amy is improvising. You worry that if you don't jump in she's going to hijack your scenario completely. Then you realize that you don't really care. "And I come in in the middle of the day and I say 'Hi hon.'"

You take a deep breath. This is really happening. "Hi Mom" You say back.

Amy sticks her tongue out between her teeth at you playfully. She knows she's ensnaring you. You know it too. You don't care. This whole situation is unreal.

"I'm here to buy the biggest dildo you've got." She says. You're not sure what's more ridiculous. The idea of Amy Adams saying this or your mother saying this. Of course, your mind is telling you it's both.

You continue to play along. "Well, the biggest dildo we've got isn't on the shelves. It's back here." Which is true. You reach beneath the counter and pull out "The Behemoth" an insane 20 inch monstrosity.

Amy smiles and grabs it. You wonder how naughty she is in real life. You've always seen her as sort of sweet and classy. But she's taking to this whole situation way too easily. "Any chance it can be on the house?"

You grimace. This is fun, you think. "C'mon Mom, I do that, I could get fired."

Amy rolls her eyes, unboxing the dildo as she speaks. "Your boss gives me stuff for free all the time." She insists.

"He does?"

"Well, I have to jerk him off a little bit." She gives the big dildo a good look. "I mean, if that's the going rate, I'd be happy to..."

"Mom!" You're shocked. In the scene you're shocked and in reality you're shocked. Although this is obviously where things have been headed. Still you never took Amy Adams for such an enthusiast of the taboo.

She starts to stroke the dildo slowly. "What? Don't act like it's such a big deal. It's just a handjob. You want one or what?"