"You know why, dear"

Her mom said coolly as she put the knife back in her purse.

"But that was literally all I brought!" Lindsay almost panicked, "I don't have anything else to wear..."

"Less things for me to cut up, sweetie," her mom simply grabbed Lindsay's hand and started leading her into town.

"It's... it's 'fewer' things..." Lindsay tried to be pedantic to distract herself from the inevitable naked drive back home.

"Here, let's talk with some of your old buddies," Lindsay's mom guided her to a booth with several of her high school buddies. There were several guys and girls in the group ... and they were all naked ... and the guys, as guys are wont to do even here, were at half-chub with their heads peeking out.

Lindsay blushed hard, thankful for her sunglasses concealing her wandering eyes and acutely aware of her moistening privates.

"I have to go back for the 'grand entrance'" Lindsay's mom whispered in her ear as she left her alone with her sexy friends.