"You distracted me again!"

The two men have checked out to find a gayer hotel and a different story to be in, meaning that every single guest at the Bitz tonight now happens by a strange coincidence to be an incredibly beautiful woman. You continue to drift invisibly from room to room, spying on them all.

“Hey! You distracted me again!”

“Circumstances distracted you,” you tell Meg. “Not my fault.” You’re in Lottie’s room now. Pippa has been handed over to her by the management as a token of apology, and is now tied down spread-eagled across the clean white sheets of her hotel bed. She snarls and tries to bite as Lottie finishes strapping the ball gag into her mouth.

“That’ll do nicely,” says Lottie, smirking at her defeated opponent. The doorbell rings. “Come in, girls! It’s not locked!”

Two buxom blonde English roses in maid dresses wheel into the room a trolley laden with all manner of erotic paraphernalia. Floggers, clamps, feathers, lube, massage oil, hot wax candles, a big bucket of icecubes in water, four different vibrators, two different strap-ons, and a video camera.

“It’s amazing what you can order on room service these days,” she gloats, as one of the maids picks up the camera and levels it in Pippa’s direction.”I think everyone at your firm will enjoy this little movie, won’t they, Pippa? No, don’t tire yourself out by struggling too quickly. It’s going to be a very long night.”

“Cute,” says Meg, as the two of you watch Pippa tremble in her bonds. Lottie is twirling a long purple feather in her hands, grinning as she begins to slowly trace the tip of it over her enemy’s vulva. “But you still haven’t told me why we’re in England.”

“I wonder what they’re doing in the other rooms?”