"Yeah... Eat this!" (End)

Texas draws her revolver and fans the hammer, releasing the remaining three rounds in a burst of BOOM BOOM BOOM! The point blank rounds hit Pepper in the cheek, the neck, and one even hits her in her open mouth. All the while, Pepper stares on emotionlessly, at the tiny weasel before her. The rounds that had hit her neck and cheek had bounced off as if they were rubber bands, and as Pepper reeled her head back, she ended up spitting the bullet out onto Texas's cheek. Saliva trailed down the Sheriff's cheek, causing Pepper to laugh. The fluorescent blue fluid sizzling, and even though there was no opening, numbing Texas's cheek instantly.

"Oh? Eat this? I didn't really get the... oh! You must mean your gun!"

Lunging forth, Pepper's powerful mouth closed down on the barrel of the gun, and she ripped it out of Texas's hand. Stepping back and lifting her head so Texas could see, the revolver was rapidly crushed between Pepper's lips and pedipalps. The hand crafted metal crushed rapidly into an unrecognizable chunk, and then swallowed down by the inhumane Enforcer. She finished this off with a large burp that somehow wafted over Texas, bringing tears to her already glistening eyes.

"Mmm... Hot snacks are best! But that was kinda dry... I think I'll need to get a little saliva going!"

Her tail reached out and wrapped around Texas, lifting her up off the ground until she was helplessly dangling. Her feet inches from the ground, Pepper began to squeeze harder... and harder... and harder. The tail constricted too tight for Texas to breath, crushing and flattening the Weasel's midsection. Then, when she was too thin to squeeze anymore, the tail let go. Texas now resembled an hourglass... with a midsection much thinner than any other part of her. This meant Texas was helpless as the Scorpion girl turned around, and raised her massive armored tail up.

"You'd have stood a better chance if we did Bubble gums at high noon!"

The tail slammed down on Texas's head, turning her entire body into a chin pancake disk without any hassle. Tiny due to the tail tightening earlier, Texas' stretchy body was stabbed like a snack meat on a fancy party tray, and lifted up by Pepper's tail. Brought to the Enforcer's face, Pepper narrowed her eyes.

"I wonder what you taste like~ Weasel doesn't sound too pleasant, so maybe I'll get lucky."

Blowing some dust off of Texas, Pepper popped the weasel disk into her mouth. Immediately her mouth and facial pincers closed on her, chewing her up quickly and visiciously. Like Bubble gum, she simply stretched and stuck to the hard chitin face pieces, chewed thoroughly until she was just a brownish-yellow mess with two eyes.

"Mmm... Butterscotch! My favorite~ You really shouldn't have, Tex! But I guess you just really like helping people out."

Still chewing and squashing Texas with her mouth, Pepper began to walk out of town. With her mission completed and her fun had, she needed to return to her boss with the great news.

--2 Hours Later--

"Please can I try her? Please please pleaseeeeee~?"

Leika begged softly, even doing whimpers, looking up at Pepper with her extremely convincing puppy fox eyes. The vixen had basically been begging her Scorpion Subordinate for the last hour and a half to give her a chance with the Butterscotch Weasel gum she had in her mouth, but the closest she had gotten was when Pepper blew a bubble with eyes and a mouth right in front of her face.

"Nah. I did the work, I didn't ask for pay, this is my compensation! Next time you want a distraction AND a hit on somebody, you pay upfront… or else this happens."

Leika huffed and stomped her foot at this response, her reddish orange tail swaying behind her. Puffing her cheeks out and gazing teary eyed at Pepper, the Scorpion girl merely leaned in and gave her a smooch before turning around.

"Besides! I gotta go do my patrols now... I need something to keep me occupied. Ain't that right, Tex?"

Blowing a nice large bubble, the noise it made when it popped sounded strangely like an extremely stretchy and chewy sheriff letting out an angered scream. Oh well, it must have just been Pepper's imagination.

The End.