"Would you like cum with that?"

This is a serious, matter-of-fact question you'll hear at every food establishment. It was originally only meant for pregnant women, trans men and shemales but in the last few years it's been the corporate-mandated policy to ask everyone over 18.

If you answer yes you'll be asked following options:

• Halal
• Kosher
• Vegan
• Regular (Enhanced)
• Regular (non-GMO)

It's important note that because this is a porn universe where porn is not real life, jacking off into the food is seen as a violation of both OSHA and public decency laws.