"Why's The Lady Got No Clothes On ?"

Carol's daughter Charlotte was waiting at the side of the road alongside the college. "Hi mum. Can we give Rosinda a lift too ?" Charlotte asked. "Sure" Carol replied. "Rosie, here, it's fine" Charlotte called and a plump Indian girl joined them. "Hi Deb" said Charlotte as the two students piled into the back, making sure to push the dog blanket to one side ! "Hi Lottie" Debbi answered. She had stayed hunkered down as far as she could in her seat but now Charlotte took in her state of undress for the first time.

"Where are your clothes ?" Charlotte burst out laughing. She'd met her mum's boss a few times and liked her well enough, though she had thought that she was sometimes a bit full of herself. Rosinda peered over to look too. "She lost them in a challenge on the course" Carol explained on Debbi's behalf. "What ? All of them ?" asked Charlotte. "Well, only one outfit at first but then she had a losing streak" Carol continued. "And so she had to streak" laughed Rosinda. "Yes, good job she had this last set of bra and knickers" Carol chuckled. "So she was in the nuddy ?" Charlotte exclaimed gleefully. "Some of the time" Carol confirmed. "Goodness mum, you go on much more interesting courses than me ! You had an eventful time Deb" Charlotte laughed. "You could say that" Debbi answered with a touch of bitterness.

"Oh look, there's my brother." Rosinda spotted a schoolboy walking along the road. "Can we stop and give him a lift too ?" The boy squeezed into the back alongside the two older girls. "Why's the lady got no clothes on ?" he immediately enquired. "She's got bra and knickers", "Yeah but no dress", "She lost them" etc,etc.

Debbi was relieved when the Indians were dropped off and her underwear ceased to be the main topic of conversation. It wasn't much further to Carol's place to also drop Charlotte off. "Dad's home I see" Charlotte remarked as Carol's husband Derek came up the path to meet them. "Your mum's been on Skype, she wants you to call urgently. Something about your dad's birthday" he informed Carol. "God, I'd better go and answer the old bag, you know what she's like. Can you drop Deb off for me Derek ?" said Carol, exiting the car and handing the keys to her husband.

Debbi squirmed with more embarrassment. "Hi Deb. What happened to your clothes ? It's a nice day but not that hot is it ?" Derek laughed. He'd always thought of his wife's boss as sexy and was pleased to have this further unexpected confirmation. "She lost a challenge. I'll tell you all about it this evening" Carol laughed, as she and Charlotte went into the house. Derek confirmed the address with Debbi, who just hoped he wouldn't be too distracted on the drive !

"I can't get right to the door" Derek decided, studying the parked cars along the street, including Debbi's own. "OK if I drop you here ?" Debbi was far from happy with having to jump out, extract her case from the boot and scamper twenty yards to her front door in her bra and pants. But she had just about had enough of Carol's family and this drive home, not to mention the preceding couple of days ! "That's fine Derek thanks. Unlatch the boot for me." Finally safe back inside her own four walls, Debbi just hoped that not too many of her neighbours had seen her !