"Who Likes Anal?"

“Ok, let's give it some criteria;” You begin. “My favorite kind of sex is anal; have any of you prepared your anuses for a good fuck today? Washed them out and lubed them up?” You query.

“What is a 'fuck'?” Malinalxochitl, your green-eyed science adviser, asks.

“Another word for 'sex'.” You declare, but realize that most of them had guessed that and are shaking their heads, all except Yaotl, your military adviser.

“OOOH, this is too good Excellency!” She declares pealing off her jaguar skin clothing and looking you in the eye with undisguised lust. “My favorite kind of sex is also anal, and I was very much hoping you would like it too.” She says as her perky C-cup tits bounce free.

“We will leave you to your union with the Emperor.” Teoxihuitl states and the others depart, leaving you and your military adviser alone.

“Yaotl, we don’t have pottery, how did you lube your ass?” You ask after everyone else is gone.

“What is 'Pottery' and 'Lube'?” She asks, and you suddenly realize that while at one level you sort of know the answers to these things you don't remember how to explain or demonstrate them exactly.

“Well, lube is, it's the stuff you put on something to make it slippery, to lubricate it...” You manage after a minute.

“Oh! I used rendered fat.” She explains as soon as you have elaborated on what lube is.

“But you don’t have containers to store it in...” you state puzzled.

“You don't store fat, it goes bad in only a day or two when you want to make 'lube' you have to cook a big hunk of fat and then use the grease as soon as it is cool.”

“But what does it cool in?” You ask.

“A Jar?” She asks equally perplexed.

“But, what's that made from?”

“A hollowed-out rock? They are really expensive but I am the commander of the army so I can afford one to cool grease to 'lube' my anus for sex. I am just glad I didn't waste the fat if you hadn't liked anal it would have been very disappointing.” She explains pulling the bearskin back from your waist slowly and sensually.

“And how did you clean your anus for sex, you said you had washed it?” You probe as your flaccid dick is exposed to the cold air and begins to stiffen slowly.

“I have a hollow wooden rod I insert into it and then have my slaves pour soapy water in from a set of wooden bowls while I hang off the edge of a ledge, then when my rectum is full of water I have them pull out the tube and I turn over and **** all the water back out, gets everything clean quite well,” Yaotl explains.

“Ok, ah, Yaotl; what are you doing?” You ask as she puts her head down and breaths hotly on your barely stirring cock.

“You're rod needs to be stiff if you are going to 'fuck' my rectum so I need to lick and suck it to get you hard.” She says running a calloused hand over your ball-sack and pulling back your foreskin with her other hand to lick the tip of your penis. No sooner does her tongue touch it than it jumps in response and starts to stiffen far more rapidly.

“Oh, yea, do that!” You mutter tangling your hands in Yaotl's short straight black hair as she starts licking and sucking your cock until it rises to its full 8 long and 1.5 across inches and she slaps your hand as you try to hold her head down.

“No cumming in my mouth your excellency, semen makes me sick to my stomach and you promised me an anal orgasm.” She admonishes as you let her up.

“Right, sorry.” You state and cup her breasts with your hands. “How do you want me to impale you?”

“'Impale'?” She asks.

“Insert a long hard rod into the rectum or vagina: sometimes used as part of sex talk, sometimes for a gruesome punishment for captured enemies where a sharpened stake is used.”

“Oh, we have to try that next time we capture a barbarian army...!” Yaotl says perhaps too enthusiastically but then get's back on topic. “Would you mind terribly if I climbed on top? I like the feeling of control and being able to drive it in harder by just dropping down...”

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