"What the? Where am I? What is this place? And who are you?"
"Alright, knock it off, babe. Stop pretending like you don't know anything," you say back to your girlfriend in a random fat guy's skinsuit as you thought she was acting.
"What the hell are you talking about? What do you mean 'knock it off'?" she or instead he asks again. "And I'm not pretending, I was just asking you a question, and then..."
"Babe, are you okay? You're acting strange, did you hit your head or something?" you ask as you look at your girlfriend in a fat guy's naked body.
"I don't know what are you talking about, and what do you mean 'babe'?" s/he talks back to you with a confused look.
"Okay, babe, let's take it off. This is just freaking me out," you reply back to him er... no her as you start to feel something odd about it.
"What do you mean 'take it off'? I'm not wearing anything... I mean not entirely anything, but a naked body, see?" she, or rather he responds.
"What? No! I meant... It's a costume you're wearing, the suit. Y'know, the skinsuit." you exclaim.
"Costume? Suit? What the hell are you talking about? There ain't no costume in my body." s/he exclaims. Then, you look around for the opening in the back of the fat guy who is your former girlfriend. With that,...
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