"What A Slapper !"

Debbi and Lawrence watched in horrified fascination as the morning panel show unfolded on the screen. For Harry it was only what was to be expected and he was already working the phones. The sole raison d'etre of the four women personalities on the panel was to controversial and entertaining and to provide fodder for the online gossip web sites to put out as click bait later in the day. Everything on the show was false and manufactured and anyone was fair game. Today it was Debbi's turn. The discussion began.....

"Well there's only one place we can begin today girls and that's with Bimbo Wag !" Laughter.

"Or shall we call her Dirty Debbi now that our researchers have found out her real name ?"

"No, Bimbo Wag, much more appropriate !" More laughter.

"For those of you who don't know what we're talking about, here's the front page of today's Sun." Debbi's bare bum was once more flashed to the nation.

"What a slapper !"

"Little gold digger."

"It is amazing what some women will do for a few seconds of fame."

"Mind you, she didn't seem so happy earlier. I warn you, we had to beep most of this out !" More footage followed of Debbi stamping and raging on her doorstep in just her t-shirt and knickers. She was bellowing "Why don't you lot beep off ? Leave me alone. Beep off out of it, you beeping beeps."

"Charming !" the panel responded amongst more laughter at Debbi's expense.

"Flashing her knickers at everyone."

"At least she wasn't flashing her gash !"

"Maureen, language. What a thing to say !" More laughter.

"Actually if she had, it wouldn't have been for the first time. Our researchers have discovered her modelling tacky lingerie. We've had to censor this photograph but believe me viewers, you can see absolutely everything !" A photo appeared on the screen of Debbi modelling crotch less knickers with a small black dot imposed to cover her pussy.

"What a slapper !"

"Text us your thoughts on Bimbo Wag and her behaviour or follow is on social media" The women continued in this disparaging vein for a few more minutes before the first ad break and a change of subject.

Lawrence wondered if he should try to get royalties for them using one of his shots. Harry got off the phone. "OK, so I've arranged a guest slot for you on the show tomorrow to have a right of reply" he announced. Debbi was shocked. "They'll eat her alive" Lawrence said. "Don't worry, I'll give you some coaching" Harry replied. "The British media love to build someone up just to shoot them down but it can work in reverse too if we play it right. Trust me." Debbi was bemused by how her world had been turned upside down in a couple of hours. She felt little choice but to place her trust in Harry and hoped that it wouldn't be misplaced !