"We'll Never Be Criminals!" (End)

(Originally by DanceDanceImmolation)

"Got damn," Jacks said, spitting on the ground, "You sure are dumb."

Jacks snapped her fingers and Bessie blew out one last, chunky fart right onto April before standing up fully. Texas reached out to grab onto April's arm, but before she could reach her Bessie came crashing down again. She slammed her butt onto April repeatedly, farting on each impact, until she had reduced the fox to paste. Then the cow looked back at Texas smugly as she slowly ground her ass back and forth across the hardwood floors of the pen. Texas could only watch in hopeless horror as her ex-deputy was smeared across the ground in a big, barely recognizable stain that stunk of cow excrement.

She didn't get much time to mourn though. A large, thuggish looking rabbit accomplice of Jacks grabbed her from behind while she was distracted. The rabbit's hefty hands wrapped around her slim body and effortlessly squeezed and squashed her into a ball no bigger than an orange. The rabbit then lifted her burly arms and wiped the weasel ball up and down in her sweaty armpits to get Texas really saturated in her salty sweat. Then finally she took Texas and crammed her into Bessie's fat butt cheeks before slamming them closed herself. She clapped Bessie's cheeks open and closed to make it look like the cow's ass cheeks were "chewing" Texas up.

"Now blow me a bubble!" Jacks commanded.

Bessie mooed and began forcing out a deliberate, methane-rich fart that slowly filled out Texas like she was a wad of bubble gum. She kept steadily pushing out those reeking fumes, inflating Texas like the world's worst party trick. Texas felt her crushed body be totally permeated by the atrocious stench and taste of Bessie's farts as she was filled up with them. She felt her body be painfully stretched by the gas more and more until finally her body popped and splattered against Bessie's cheeks. The concentrated gas that escaped made the gangsters cover their noses and fan the air with their hats, all except Jacks who was too excited over her victory to care. She scraped Texas's sticky self off of Bessie's ass and into a little burlap sack with the word "Bounty" on it. And then, of course, she farted in the bag herself.

"Now lets go get us a reward, girls, so this day wasn't a complete waste."