"This is what best friends are for!"

Meg’s other best friend, Kitty, is out for a stroll in Upknott College’s magnificent gardens. She pauses in the shadow of a mighty oak tree by the shore of Pynchplum Lake to check her phone, and covertly eye the trio of shirtless boys playing frisbee on the nearby lawn. She’s a petite, perky skater-girl blonde in cut-off jean shorts and a denim jacket, sharing a bit of Meg’s tomboy attitude. You hover invisibly nearby, taking the opportunity to peep down her top.

“Should we say hello?”

Meg shakes her head. “She’s worse than Beth. She’ll just make fun of me as well. Anyway, I have a way funnier idea.”

“You sure you want to do this to your best friend?”

“You don’t understand how girls’ minds work, silly. This is what best friends are for! She’d totally do the exact same thing to me if the tables were turned. She’d think it was hilarious.”

“Well, I’m not going to stop you.”

Meg giggles, drifting a little closer to the oblivious Kitty. “This is going to be so satisfying,” she said. “Obviously I should use my demon powers to prank all my friends. Why didn’t I think of this earlier? I can pull off the greatest and funniest pranks of all time!”

“Go right ahead, then. Let’s see what you’ve got up your sleeve.”

“There’s so many pranks I could play! I’m spoilt for choice. But I guess I’ll start with a classic. The simplest ideas are often the best.”

Kitty’s phone vanishes from her hand in a puff of smoke. So, half a second later, do all of her clothes.

“Wha… EEEK!”

Meg collapses in laughter, unheard by Kitty, as the cute blonde yelps and leaps a mile in the air. She’s been taken completely by surprise, stripped in a heartbeat down to nothing but her high-top black Converse sneakers.

Her hands fly to cover her body. Her small breasts with their pert pink nipples, her slim round pink bottom, her neat blonde triangle of bush are all on display for the whole world to see. In broad daylight. In the middle of a very crowded park.

One of the frisbee boys turns his head. The frisbee sails past him, lands with a splash in the lake and disappears forever.

“Hey, guys,” he says. “Check it out.”

Kitty blinks. She does her best to chuckle awkwardly, laughing off the situation, as if a little bit of public nudity wasn’t anything to worry about. The boys are smiling at her. Behind them, she can see picnic blankets and more turning heads.

“Uh,” she says. “Bye!”

And she turns and flees towards the distant campus, her little butt wiggling as she goes.

Meg’s in tears. “Oh my god! Did you see the look on her face! In front of all the boys! What’s she going to do? I love pranks so much, I can’t believe it, they’re the best. Okay, okay, I can’t stop now. We have to make this so much worse for her.”

“Maybe we should check on Beth first.”