"That's Vacation" (your new wife & step-daughter have an interesting idea of vacationing)

You are in love with Georgina. The two of you met 16 months ago and hit it off immediately. She's fun, she's pretty, she's a hard worker, she knows her way around the bedroom. It didn't take long for you to realize that the two of you were perfect for each other; both divorced, both dedicated to your jobs perhaps sometimes to your own detriment, you an engineer, her a museum curator, Georgina coming into your life was a sudden and unexpected bright spot.

And so, despite the fact that you'd more or less planned on being a life-long bachelor and Georgie swore she'd never marry again, the two of you married quickly; your best friend Chip was your best man, her 20 year old daughter Chrissy was her maid of honor. The ceremony was small but nice. The honeymoon was non-existent. You had to get back to work. She had to get back to work.

So it wasn't until this trip to the Bahamas that you'd actually managed to plan a vacation together, 6 months into your so-far-perfect wedded life. And even better than you expected, it was summer break and this year Chrissy wasn't taking any summer classes toward her Chemistry degree and she was able to join you. You liked Chrissy a great deal. The two of you had fast become pals upon meeting. You both liked cheesy horror movies and whisky.

And well, you hadn't really realized this about Chrissy before, but you couldn't help but notice it on day 1 of your vacation, when Chrissy hit the beach in a tiny, like super-tiny white bikini, the girl had a killer tight body. So, okay, you looked, a little. After all, you're just a man. It was almost impossible not to look.

"Didn't Chrissy look good in her bathing suit today?" Georgina asks you later that night as you're lounging in your hotel room. You're shocked. Is this a trick question? Georgina has never asked a trick question before. You always suspected there wasn't a cynical bone in her body.

But now this.