"Ten bucks on the blonde!"

“Ten bucks on the blonde!”

“No way! The brunette’s too cute to lose!”

Meg and Kitty wrestle in an inflatable swimming pool full of chocolate pudding, set up on the sorority house front lawn. The winner is the girl who first strips her rival out of her bikini. Sorority girls, frat boys and a bunch of the lesbians from the Peach Pit sit around on folding chairs, drinking beers and cheering them on.

“Damn it!” swears Tiffany, and hands ten bucks over to The Viper as Kitty pins Meg down and yanks her bikini bottoms off her ankles. The tomboy’s top flies off a few seconds later, leaving her kicking and panting in the sticky chocolate with Kitty sitting on her back. “Okay, loser, get up! You just cost me ten bucks. I’m taking it out on you.”

“I’m a loser!” shouts Meg, a few minutes later, doing jumping jacks on the grass. She’s clearly visible from Vanderkocken Street. Someone on a bicycle jingles his bell in acknowledgement as he pedals by. “Everyone laugh at me! Kitty’s a winner! I’m a loser! Kitty’s cool! I’m lame! Kitty’s smart! I’m dumb! I’m a naked loser! Kitty took my bikini, and I don’t have any clothes!”

The sorority girls laugh and cheer. Tiffany grabs Meg, bends her over a folding table, grabs a big wooden paddle that’s already sticky with chocolate pudding and begins to paddle her naked ass, lecturing her the whole time. “That’s right, you fucking loser! This is what losers get! Now stand over there.”

Meg is sent to stand facing the street, her red ass facing the party, while The Viper refills the inflatable pool with more chocolate pudding. She winks at Beth and Lily, in two tiny hot pink bikinis, who are frogmarched towards the pool by grinning frat boys. “Step on in, girls. Water’s fine.”