"Tell me about this new project"

It's true your interest is piqued. And without Meredith here, there's not much keeping you. Getting a new assistant feels like it would be starting the same thing over again. Maybe he's right. Maybe you need something new.

Rydell nods and then starts with is pitch. "These things that are happening all around us. They're not just a phase. They're not temporary. Society is changing. And our President has no interest in half measures. He's creating a great American society, one based on powerful cocks and willing cunts. Do you understand?"

You nod.

"Are you on board?"

"I'm here aren't I?"

Mr. Rydell nods calmly. But you can sense that what he's going to tell you is a game-changer. "The President is already winning over the hearts and minds of the sluts of America. But it's not enough. He wants their bodies next. And he doesn't want another cheap Executive Order. He wants an act of Congress... the AFTA, the American Feminine Transformation Act will be introduced next week. It stipulates that all women must remake themselves into one of three distinct images - the Bimbo, the Bad Bitch, or the Babydoll. Considering surgery will be a likely necessity, they have a long window for this, one full year. But if they don't... well... actually we're still working out the consequences." He smiles sheepishly.

"Is that what you want me for?" You ask.

"No, of course not. We want you to promote it to the American people. We want you to build support." He says much to your shock.

"Me?" You ask. "I'm not a marketing expert."

"No." Rydell says. "But you're loyal and you're competent. Besides, I bet you already have some ideas on how you'd promote it. Competent people are always cooking up ideas. They can't help it. "

You don't want to brag. But he's right. Immediately you're having thoughts. Commercials. Web videos, perhaps. "Well, one thing is certain." you say, "you'd need a spokesperson."

"I thought so." Mr. Rydell says. "I'll have my people send over the papers. We'll get you set up as Project Manager in no time, get you out to an office in D.C. And then you can start the search for your spokesperson."

You laugh to yourself. "Oh, I already know who'd make the perfect spokesperson."