What does Mike do next?

"Sexual Education" is all about how to sexually please Mike

Mike looks eagerly at the pages of the rule book before him when the bell rings, everyone begins to file out for their next classes which gives Mike an idea. He rapidly writes down two new rules into the book, and hurriedly runs down the hall to his next class.

*New Rule: All sexual education in the world teaches how to best pleasure me sexually.*

*New Rule: No one finds the sexual education classes odd, its always been that way.*

He quickly takes a seat in the back of the class when he arrives, as he watches the teacher Mrs. Welmack erasing something from the previous class from the blackboard. You can't tell what the whole thing was but before she erases the whole thing you see "The best ways to pleasure Mike in a threesome are?" You begin to feel the excitement rise in you as the class begins. You can't wipe the grin off your face but as the lesson goes for about 15 minutes you start to feel depressed. The class is just painfully boring, Mrs. Welmack is going into way too much detail on your average thrusting speed during sex which you have no idea how she knows. Not to mention as you look around the room barely anyone is paying attention, a few guys and girls are just looking at their phones under their desks. You realize that this was not as well thought as you first imagined, you gotta do something to spice this up if you are in a class teaching people how to get you off, you gotta get off. You open up the Rule Book on your desk and think about what to write next.