"Run Around And Flap Your Arms !"

Having been stripped, disinfected, thoroughly doused with freezing cold water and then told there were no towels available, it was fair to say that the two dripping wet women were fuming. "Don't worry ladies, it's all under control" Diane called cheerfully. "Just move forward from the crosses and we'll turn on the hot air jets." She signalled to Aditty to turn another control knob. Debbi and Carol did indeed begin to feel a little warmth flowing towards them from the walls and ceiling.

"According to the manual" Diane began, waving the bogus document through the window at them "it's much more effective if you can run around in circles flapping your arms." There were stifled giggles from the staff and college students who were still assembled outside watching the naked women. "You've got to be bloody joking" yelled Debbi in response. "I'm only telling you what it says here" Diane replied calmly. Debbi had to admit that the gentle heat was was not having as much immediate effect as she would have liked. With a resigned glance at Carol, she began trotting in a circle and waving her arms. Carol even more reluctantly followed suit, both women trying to shut out what was now open laughter from those outside the room !

"It also recommends doing jumping jacks to finish off the drying process" Diane called after a few more minutes. Debbi stopped moving and stared out of the room hands on hips. "Don't push your luck Diane" she warned, though she was hardly in a position to offer any retribution towards her rival. "I'm only quoting the manual" Diane replied mildly. "But I think Jeff would be very disappointed to hear that you'd refused to complete the full recommended procedure. It doesn't set a very good example." Debbi and Carol exchanged looks again and commenced to perform jumping jacks ! The incredulous audience were too stunned even to laugh at this point. Debbi's pert tits jiggled enticingly but Carol's heavier boobs were flying every which way and almost bashing her chin ! Debbi felt so sorry for her assistant.

Suddenly, an authoritative voice cut through from outside. "What in the name of all that's holy is going on here ? What are those women doing ? Is that Debbi ?" It was the plant manager, who knew Debbi from previous company dealings and had come to investigate after being informed that the decontamination unit had been activated. "Oh, hello sir" said Diane quickly. "There was an incident during our safety demonstration. Our fire expert here will explain !" The buck was swiftly passed to the hapless Andy. "Er, yes, that's right. The ladies unfortunately got sprayed by some dangerous chemicals" he stammered. "Where from ?" demanded the concerned manager. "These nozzles here" Andy indicated the ceiling. "Call yourself a fireman ?" the manager responded angrily. "Don't you even recognise a sprinkler system ? The only thing that comes out of these is water ! And why are all these people milling around watching ? Get them out of here !"