"Paxton U wins!"

As Jo fumbles to haul her shorts up, half-bent over with her ass wiggling for the crowd’s amusement, one of the pink-clad Paxton U players has snagged the ball. She’s racing for the other end of the court, aiming to land the vital three-pointer that will put them back in the lead and secure them a last-minute victory.

One of the green-clad Upknotters, a small but fiery girl named Tammy Wong with a round compact derriere and surprisingly full breasts packed into her sports bra, moves to intercept the girl with the ball. She’s fast, blazing across the court like a firecracker, and she’s about to save the day when an unexpected thing happens. Her shorts fall down as well.

The crowd, even the Upknott side of it, bursts into whistles and applause as Tammy Wong falls on her face, not hurting herself at all but giving the world a good look at her lucky white panties with a pattern of rainbow-print polka dots. The other three girls on the Upknott team exchange startled looks, and spring into action. It’s tough, but if they all work together they can still save the day.

One girl darts left, one girl veers right and one bolts straight down the middle, intending to create an iron wall of defence. It seems like they’re going to pull it off!

And then, at the exact same time, all three girls’ shorts fall down.

“EEEEEEK!”

Three simultaneous squeals from three pretty mouths. One blonde, one Latina, one redhead, each one lovely in a different way and all equally mortified by the sudden revelation of three distinct sets of ladies’ underpants. One pair of black bikini briefs, one pair of grey spandex boyshorts, one lime green thong. They cover their panties with their hands and squeal, distracted from the game and too entangled by their loose shorts to run.

The Paxton Pirates goggle, just as distracted as everyone else. But the girl with the ball isn’t too distracted to shoot for a three-pointer.

The buzzer sounds.

“Time’s up!” booms an announcer’s voice. “Paxton U wins!”