"No I will not go to the broom closet with you"

"For the last time Granger," I said, "I will not meet you in the broomcloset."

I have never seen someone so proud of me like I saw Michael at that moment. Padma's mouth opened in disbelief. Cho Chang seemed actually upset. I felt a push from Hermione.

"Don't Idius," said Hermione, "I was just giving you a kiss." Her eyes widened. "but it was an accident. And.. it was a bet. I didn't think you would turn."

"You on so much," I finished for her. Her eyes grew wide, as she pushed me again.

"Luckily neither of us will ever have to experience that again," said Hermione. Hermione turned away, and confidently walked into the Hall. That was a bit fun. Padma wrapped her hands possessively around my arm.

It was time for a little show.