"No, I Wouldn't, Except I've Never Heard Of This Barron Gamarthais Chap..."

"No, I wouldn't, except I've never heard of this Barron Gamarthais chap," you state matter-of-factly. "That said, I'm perfectly willing to let you stay here a few days and thoroughly inspect the premises, look for secret doors and the like, assure yourself that the woman you came to rescue is not, in fact, here..." You trail off.

"What is the catch?" The knight asks.

"The 'catch', if that term can be properly applied, is that I need you to give your word of honor that unless you find your charge or another person held here against their will, or I give **** to you or yours: you will cause no further damage to my property, take away from here nothing that you did not arrive with without my permission, and do no **** to myself, my servants, my automata guardians, nor my pets, livestock, and kine. Do we have an accord?" You ask extending your hand.