"Lets do this." (Tap That!, Gleaming Glory, Filled)

Jack grabbed another card, his eyes trained on the hyena. The thing flew forward fourteen spaces making Jack fist bump the air. Excitement coursed through him as he ran through the board. Jack turned back to the card he just grabbed, ready to see what was likely to be his doom. Only it was now purple, not the blue he was accustomed to. "Special card."

Bruce's whisper seemed to attract attention as Paul walked back into the room, now much calmer than before. Jack flipped it over, his brow furrowing. The game spoke up again, the lights in the room flickering as its voice filled the room. "Purple Cards are competition events, try not to lose."

Jack read the card, ignoring the now worried Bruce. "Tap That!; The first person to get their ass slapped gets a reward. (The harder the smack the bigger the reward :Borrowed Time Modifier)." Paul yelped as a loud smack echoed in the room. Jack looked up laughing at the man as he rubbed his rear end. "Did you just slap your own ass?" Paul's face turned red as he continued to walk off the lingering sting. "Bro, I'm sure it meant by another person."

Bruce stared at the two of them with a mix of worry and confusion. "You both seem so calm about this." Jack turned to Bruce smirking. "What?" Jack grabbed another card as he stared at the big bear.

"Whoever gets it gets it. Don't think too hard into it Bruce." Jack's smirk twitched as he watched his token run forward twelve spaces. "Besides, what kind of reward would the game hand out anyways? Best guess, it isn't that rewarding." Bruce rolled his eyes but he had to admit Jack was probably right. The game must have a weird sense of rewards and punishments. "Gleaming Glory; Every room you are in generates a glory hole, draw again. (Alien dicks may sometimes appear in them :Borrowed time Modifier)."

Bruce took a sniff of the air, scrunching up his nose in distaste for the smell. "It smells like diesel and cum had a baby." Paul looked around wildly, looking for the new hole in one of his walls. Bruce rolled his eyes and pointed to the left, not even glancing in the direction. "It's over there." Both guys turned to the direction Bruce was pointing to and blinked.

Paul walked up to the hole, staring at the foreign thing poking out. A fat pink cone with nubs on the end poked out, a slimy clear substance came out what must have been the dick hole. It dripped onto the floor making Paul grimace. "It's not going to burst into my home if we leave it right?" Bruce shrugged, not knowing the possibilities of the game.

Jack just sighed and went to grab his next card. His fourth card. It was red, a blood red. The hyena ran forward twenty steps, bringing some good news to the horrible presence this curse was going to bear. "Curse- Filled; You're balls will forever be full, get used to being pent up. (You may want to unload twice a day :Borrowed Time Modifier)."

Jack let out a groan, clutching his stomach. The two guys watched with wide eyes as the balls inflated. "Shit they're big." Jack eyes cracked open to see his now massive balls, their size something he imagined pornstars had. Then he felt an urge. It was an urge he knew well from all those NNN challenges.