"Let s talk about business first."

„Ay, firsts ye need to get some supplies. Digging tools and such we might have need of those to get to the treasure.” the old Dwarf grumbles, “And then there is the matter of me payment.”

Seeing the faces of your fellow adventurers, you guess they are as broke as you. You address the dwarf:” Well master dwarf. We might have the gold to buy travel supplies and the tools we need, but we can t pay you yet. But we are willing to offer you an equal share of all gold we find in the halls of Kazak Dong.” You flash him your best winning smile.

Old Gromit ponders your words for a while:” An equal share of all gold he asks?” “An equal share of all gold.” you answer, hoping he does not see your loophole. “Ay, a deal we have.”, the dwarfs says holding out his hand. You quickly grab it and shake it. “If you are ready with the supplies come to my table.” with these words the dwarf gets up and goes to a table in the corner.

For a moment there is stunned silence at the table. Then Throbb blurts out: ”Are you insane? An equal share.” Vulva is soon to follow in his laments: ”You might consider the party before you forge such a deal.” You watch Derek and Layla both of them are grinning you join them. “What?" asks Vulva still furious. “My dear Vulva.” Derek explains, ”The deals was only about gold found in the dwarfen stronghold. Nothing before, nothing after. No silver, no magic items, no gems.” Your grin widens as Derek explains your trick and you lean back pushing your impressive chest out. You catch Throbb staring at your boobs. Flashing him a smile you lean forward. “Ok do we have the money for the supplies?”

You quickly pool your money, but it is not enough to buy all the tools and provision you might need. “This game sucks.” Throbb complains, ”We can t go on the quest because we have no money.” “ Then we have to think of something.” Vulva objects. “And I might have the right idea.” Layla chirps in.