"It's beautiful"

"It's beautiful...", she whispers.

*What... the fuck...* That's the only thought running through your mind. Your sister just called your dick beautiful. Your sister tricked you into taking off your clothes so she could stare at your dick and call it beautiful. When the hell did your sister start thinking like that? Why would she make you do that?!

Then your sister continues, "I think there's something wrong with me... I don't know how, I've never believe in any gods, or any deities, but somehow... I just know... I just know it's true..."

Her words have left you thoroughly confused. "Sis, you're not making any sense. Why are you staring at my dick talking about gods?"

She finally breaks her gaze and looks up at you and speaks between hard breaths. "You... You don't know either? Even though you are the messenger, the prophet, the master of the glorious one?"

"No, really, Dana, you're starting to freak me out. What the hell are you talking about?"

"I know, It's insane. 30 seconds ago I would have assumed I've gone mental. Maybe I have, I don't know. John, I don't know if you'll ever understand what I'm seeing here. You've spent your whole life with it, but it took 2 seconds for me to realize what you have. I wish you could understand what an amazing thing I'm seeing here." She continued to rant without ever stopping for a breath. Along with all the hyperventilating from before, if you don't stop her soon, she's going to pass out.

So you do the first thing that comes to mind, you put your hand over her mouth. "Deep breaths, Dana."

She spends the next 30 seconds with her eyes closed, calming herself down. You start to wonder whether you should be calling someone. You're not sure what's gotten in to your sister. At first it sounded sexual, but now it sounds like she's just gone crazy.

Eventually, she opens her eyes and looks at you again. *Dammit, I should have put clothes on while she wasn't looking.*

"Okay, yep, I didn't imagine it. It's the same as before I closed my eyes."

"What's the same, Dana? You still haven't explained what you see."

"Somehow, I've come to a realization. I... I think your cock is a god."

...ahaha. Ahahahahaha. Yeah...

"Okay, very funny, Dana. Thanks for the laughs. Are we done with the stand up routine? Can I put on my clothes now?"

"No, I'm serious, John! I know I sound insane. I know I probably AM insane, but I need you to believe me. I've never seen anything even remotely like this. I didn't even believe in gods a moment ago. But I'm positive. I'd stake my life on it. Your cock is a literal god, a deity meant to be worshiped by me."

"...Okay. Don't worry, sis, just get in the car. We'll go to the doctor and she'll figure this out."

"No, please! Wait! Not yet! We can still work this out together, can't we? We can figure this out on our own! Please, I don't want to get locked up just for this..."