"If you're going to be awkward about it, I might just send you both off into another reality again."

"Oh no, buster!" Sharon 1 shook her beautiful head at Jim. "No more realities," Sharon 2 crossed her arms under her huge, heaving breasts, "we're staying right here, where we belong." Jim offered a silent prayer of thanks. Sharon 1 looked around her room, "Just how long have we been away? We've got a job y'know." Sharon 2 brushed a stray strand of hair back behind her ear, "Yeah, how much have we missed? We'd better check things out, see what Jimbo here has done to our lives." The Sharon's started for the bedroom door.