"I wish I was a lesbian."

Tara's frigging quickly brought Willow to orgasm. Willow wasn't a screamer, but her face took on the most incredible look of awe when she came. Tara pulled out her fingers and licked them clean. "Yummy," she said.

"Your turn," Willow said. She kissed her way down Tara's body, savoring the anticipation.

"Come on," Xander thought, and suddenly Willow's patience evaporated. She ripped off Tara's panties and dove in, kissing, licking and sucking like a madwoman. Tara wasn't a screamer either, but her gasps were music to Xander's ears. And best of all, they didn't stop -- one orgasm wasn't nearly enough for them, they went straight into a 69 and brought each other off again and again and again. Xander stared in awe.

"I wish I was a lesbian," he said reverently.

Willow and Tara looked at each other, identical smiles on their faces. "Come here," Tara said.

Xander walked up to them as they dipped their fingers into their dripping snatches and held them out to him covered in juices. "Suck," Willow commanded. Xander obeyed immediately, taking two fingers from each girl into his mouth and sucking for all he was worth.

"Potestate Sapphonis impleatur!" Tara chanted.

"Formam mulieris sibi adroget!" added Willow.

"Voluptatem supra voluptate sciat!" they shouted together.

Xander felt a warmth suffuse through his body, running from his mouth to every extremity. Then everything... shifted. He stumbled and fell to one knee.

"Wow," said Tara.

"What?" said Xander in an uncharacteristically high voice.

"You're hot," said Willow. "Really, REALLY hot."

Xander ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. An incredibly gorgeous brunette stared back at him. Hair cut tomboyishly short -- My hair, Xander realized. Why does a ten dollar man's haircut look so much more expensive on a woman? and still in his work clothes, but now an incredible pair of breasts strained against the t-shirt under his dirty flannel. Full, sensuous lips and perfectly sculpted cheekbones gave him (her?) the face of a supermodel.

"I'd hit that," Xander said in awe.

"Me too," said the two witches. Xander spun around to see two very naked women staring at him hungrily.