"I can fix him"

"I know you can't help but strip your girls," the message reads, "but I'm not like them. I understand you. I can fix you."

You roll over and groan. Another therapist type, great. But, it's better than the crippling loneliness you've been feeling since not only your exes but your other female acquaintances have started pulling back from you.

Rolling back over, you start typing your response.